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I’m a pig
My chinese friend from the office, Jennie Xu, celebrated New Year yesterday. She told me this one is the year of the Ox and that there are 12 animals that rotate each year.
So I had nothing better to do than see what animal was in turn when I was born. Thanks to wikipedia I found out I’m a pig. But more like a boar or a warthog, fierce, but still a pig.
This is what wikipedia says regarding those born under the Pig Years:
According to Chinese astrology, someone born in the year of the Pig is usually an honest, straightforward and patient person.
I will give them the honest and straighforward thing, but patient? Next!
They are a modest, shy character who prefers to work quietly behind the scenes.
False! I love me. I’m great. I might have a hint of shy, but like 5 miligrams of my whole being and I love the spotlight. Next!
Polarity: Yin. Yin is usually characterized as slow, soft, insubstantial, diffuse, cold, wet, and tranquil. It is generally associated with the feminine, birth and generation, and with the night.
Negative Traits: Materialistic, self-indulgent, malicous, childish, quick-tempered, stuck up, too sensitive, vulnerable.
Recap: The Chinese astrology is trying to tell me that I’m a feminine quick-tempered materialistic stuck up and sentitive pig. Ergo, I’m Miss Piggy from The Muppet Show.
How dare you chinese astrology!?
